5. Fake lips.
I can’t fully grasp how anyone thinks this looks okay.. And why aren’t the doctors doing this to these women stop when they start to look like balloons?
You know what? Just keep doing your thing girl. It’ll make it easier for the rest of the world to spot out and avoid you all together..
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4. HUGE fake tits.
Girls.. you have to stop thinking that more is better.. Once you cross that line there is no coming back from crazy town… or crazy back pain town for that matter… Fake boobies in general already have half of the world going “mehh” but when it looks like you literally have two 9-month-old-pregnant-bellies on your chest… you’ve gone too far. You’re asking for the wrong attention, it’s not cute, and it’s definitely not sexy.
Try to discover a new hobby, or donate your time to helping out the community or something goody like that instead.. You know, because it’s what on the inside that really matters. If you’re depressed or upset about your body image and think that deforming your body like these pictures will help your self image, you may need to seek professional help…like the kind of professional help where you’re locked in an observational room and the worlds top doctors monitor and discus your every move.
3. Caked on Makeup
Fake lashes, eye liner, eye shadow, lip pumper, lipstick, bronzer, highlighting, contouring, GASP oh, my, God. Girl give your face a chance to breathe! Do you leave foundation marks on your clothes and pillowcase? Well you may need to rethink your makeup game. Believe it or not guys prefer the natural look. Just a bit of mascara/eyeliner and a necessary amount of foundation to cover any blemishes if needed is really all anybody needs.
Found on stfu4abetterrelationship.wordpress.com
Creating these fake highlights and shadows that totally alter your face will have guys running as far away as they can when they wake the next morning and see a perfect face print on their pillow case, and a girl that looks nothing like the girl they went home with. All the makeup in the world won’t make you less insecure, so leave the access clown makeup for the Kardashians and the Drag Queens. Believe that YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL under there! Please girls.. I don’t know what it’s going to take for this to get through your thick layer of makeup.
Found on buzzfeed.com
2.”The Vegas walk”
Little PP describes it perfectly in this here music video, but unfortunately the Vegas walk can be seen anywhere where there’s a late night girls night special.
How does someone do the Vegas walk you ask?
1.) Constantly pull down your shirt of a dress that’s barely covering your floppy cheeks.
2.) Wear extremely tall, uncomfortable heels that make you wobble around like a newborn giraffe.
3.) Drink so much you can’t control yourself
4.) About one to two hours into the event ditch those shoes and go barefoot the rest of the night.
5.) Pretty much just look trashy, and fake as sh*t.
1. Hair Extensions.
Long thick hair is so luscious, right? Well maybe if it were all natural.. But most of these woman with hair down to their butts is probably not real. Nothing is more embarrassing than a bad hair extention mishap.. Either one falls out when you’re not expecting it, like JLo’s at the Mohegan Sun Concert ↑, or a guy who attempts to run his fingers through your hair and gets his fingers stuck on one of the many clips in your head.
found on tubmlr.com
Girls the best thing you can do is find your beauty within! Don’t be afraid to be yourself, get weird! get silly! Find the confidence to not hide who you really are under all this fake sh*it listed above.